Why My Life Sucks

I use IceRocket to track visitors here.     I just got some one from the Islamic Republic of Iran.       He, or possibly she, got here via Google Images.       This is the page he ened up on.

Frankly, I’m not sure what to say about that.

Other odd search request that end up here:

“army mos, high paying” - Let me make that easy.   There aren’t any.

“darling i dont want to be professional for my wife” - Again, not sure what to say there.

“upgrading worth it 10.5.5 10.4″   - NO don’t do it!

“Nixon vs Mondale 1968″ - Ah, dude.   Read a history book.

“was jimmy carter in the army” - Rational question.   Nope, in the Navy.

“dungeons and dragons for linux” - That’s a bit geeky, but dumb.   If it the web based stuff it will run, otherwise, not really.   D&D is a table top game.

“1970 olympic flight seized by arabs” - Unless they mean an airline named Olympic, that’s a weird combo.

“drinking beer on lunesta”   - Good way to get a long nap.

“upgrading from 10.4.11 to 10.5.5″   - NO Don’t Do It.

“pictures of cats and bats”   - No bat pictures, but do have pictures of cats named after bats however, close enough?

“Rants of a lost life”   - Nice turn of phrase.   May steal that.

“I didn’t get into law school my life sucks” - my fair heart bleeds for you dude.

“can you get high off Amidrine”   - Not really.   Make you loopy and feel like shit however.     Better than the headache, I’ll give you that.

“10.5.5 main.cf group”   - Good luck.   You will need it.

“using diclofenac with midrin”   - Done it, but it’s not really a good idea unless you are getting regular blood test for liver and kidney failure.

“adderall ubuntu”   - Odd mix there.   Shoulnd’t need the adderal, Ubuntu installs fast enough that you should be able to finish.

“heather alexander alexander james adams wtf” - What?   He’s a transexual filk singer.   Can’t be the only one…

“fink vs macports” - Use Fink.   MacPorts has issues.   Not as many as 10.5.5, but fink still wins.

“24Q10″ - Nike Herc Rules!

“bristol stool chart type 4″ - That’s what you want, dude.

“working for michael kors sucks” - But he seems so fun on Project Runway.

“Apple postfix not working 10.5.5″   - I feel your pain.

‘”scary devil monastery” - We don’t talk about chickens here.

“is leopard 10.5.5 worth upgrading” - NO.

“OKLAHOMA ROADS SUCK” - Why, yes.   Yes they do.

“MY LIFE SUCKS BACKWA”   - Ah? what?

“why did jimmy carter suck” - Don’t know.   Let’s re-visit that question in a year.

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