Not sure if this is a good sign or a bad one, but here goes…

The dogs have been going nuts for the the last half hour.   The Darling Wife is out doing new years at her friends, so the first time I assumed it was her returning.   Not so.   Then they went nuts again.   Then again.   I heard a car door open and close.   I looked out the window.   Flashing red and blue lights.   Flashing red and blue lights at 5:00 AM are never a good thing, even if you are a normal person, living in a totally white bread middle class section of totally normal mid-western city, most of which applies to me. The normal person part is open to debate. The rest totally applies. So I toss on a shirt and my slippers and walk out side in my flannel PJ pants.   There is an ambulance in front of a neighbour’s house.   Not the one with kids and fire crackers that caused the dogs to go nuts at midnight, but the other one.   Yeah, that one. Item 5.

I’ve known who the problem child was for a while, just never bothered to up date that post.

I don’t normally wish ill on elderly ladies, but I’m damn close to in this case. She’s caused at least a third of my issues this last year, one way or another.

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