Why My Life Sucks

bro siss porn Not that kind of blog
random rantsandraves We got them
clean up linuxfromscratch Install one of the “normal” distros over the drive you were using.
bigelow sucks No, not really. Not the best in the world but it doesn’t suck.
mcknob.com The snark is strong in this one.
pathfinder rpg stories We will be having them here soon.
why+does+my+poop+smell+sweet I don’t even want to know why you are asking that.

can epidrin get you high Only if you want to destroy your liver
m1a1 tank They rock
why does OSX 10.5 suck at searching servers Because OS X 10.5 sucks as a server, period
pg tips in walmart Maybe. Mine carried it for a while
epidrin Best thing in the world for a migraine. Assuming you don’t have to drive.
pathfinder rpg blog I’ll be having one this evening as I now have my full cast of characters in the beta test.
pg tips tea review and tea taste test pg tips 9 out of 10 See here
is fedex getting bonuses in january 2010 No clue. I do know that there XML based software, version 7 is a bit of a pig to deal with
I jumped on my brother in a hole because I’m cool like that. OK then.

As per normal most version of “my life sucks” are not being added to this. That does cut down the number by a chunk.

my life is random and my life is complete randomness OK, is that real random or pseudo random?
epidrin buzz Not that I noticed, until the 3rd or so pill. It’s not a good idea to try and get high on it.
does Walmart carry “PG Tips”? They used to, at least in Tulsa. Don’t any more.
www.siss bro fucking Not that kind of blog
my life sucks “name (required)” Yeah, names are required.
my life sucked Note the past tense.
cool tools fink macports Yes they are. Fink more than macports IMAO
pathfinder rpg tulsa Thursday nights at Top Deck Games. Be there.
LIFE SUCKS AT 50 Got to agree with you there.
searchlotto Getting a bit meta here
my life is .com So 1998
medical poltus Poltus is a D&D city. Clerics don’t work that way in the real world.
meing ong nurse I don’t even know what that means
pathfinder srd and pathfinder srd xhtml See here for the best version
firehouse software sucks OK I’ll take your word for it.
linux from scratch package manager It doesn’t have one. Unless you count tarballs as a package manager.

move fucking nures I don’t even know what this means. Much less how it ended up here.
hardware abstraction layer fucking sucks Yes, it can. Beats beating on bare metal as a programmer however
my brother sucks my boobs TMI

As per normal, most “my life sucks” variants have been removed.
Bold text is search phrase snarky reply in italics

why does my life sucks because i have no phone If that’s all you have got it easy
I wanna get high of lunesta Sorry, wrong kind of blog. Besides, not all that good of a buzz, at least in my experience
ingram micro sucks No, just their b2b catalog system.
shelf life of amidrine Longest I have had any sit around was 18 months
life according to candice Very funny blog. Read it here
how to play pathfinder rpg More on that “Real Soon Now”
do you like Epidrin for headaches I fucking love it.
“doll shelf” It’s where I keep the meds
can I take epidrin for back pain? You can, but it’s will not be all that effective.
Can you get high off amidrine? Depends on how much you like your liver. The “get high” level is close to “destroy the liver” level.

The first one that isn’t a variant on “my life sucks” is “10.5.7 sucks or os x 10.5.7 sucks or os x leopard sucks ” and all I can say is, yeah, it does.

Next is Windows 7 Sucks, and yeah, if does if you have even slightly old hardware. It’s better than Vista, but that doesn’t take a lot of work.

ingram micro sucks , it’s not that bad, just it’s b2b interface sucks.
can you get high off epidrin , yes, but don’t. Bad side effects
M1A1 TANK They don’t suck. Unless you are on the other end of the gun sight, then they do.
kitten pron or Kitten Porn I has it.
epidrin vs imitrex Epidrin will work against any sort of headache. Imitrex is rather tightly tied to migraines.
Migraines Suck Oh, yeah, they do.
Search lotto Ending with a bit meta.

Haven’t done one in quite a while, mainly because all I get is variations on “my life sucks”

• “wife says im the reason why life sucks “ Dude, that’s harsh.
• “epidrin get high and can you get high off amidrine ” Yeah, but don’t. It’s got some nasty side effects. On the other hand, it’s a freaking life saver if you are having   a migraine.
• ” box stores suck ” Yeah, they do.
  

  BestBuy, please don’t have your “geek squad” people challenge some one why they say they can set up an anti-virus program and properly secure a Windows machine. All it does is piss off a repeat customer.

• “29 and my life sucks” My fair heart bleeds for you. Talk to me in 20 about what sucks at 29.
• “vga compatible M-life ” Ah, what?
• “craptop server “ No, it’s a laptop, not a server. More or less.
• “i’m 18 and my life sucks ” You talk to me in 30 years.
• “oak pollen migraine “ Thank all the small ghods I haven’t had that quite yet. The allergies are bad enough.
• “i hate thunderstorms ” Wait until you get hit by lightning.
• “jackals in waistcoats, men in sheets”+reference “ “If he thinks were the devil, let’s send him to hell” Best political song by a non-political band ever.
• “how many pristiq does it take to kill myself ” More than you are likely to have at one time.
• “Budweiser American Ale sucks” Why, yes, yes it does, and not in the good way either.
• will amidrine make you feel weird Yes, but it’s much better than the migraine

This is a list of things that Ice-rocket found for my site in the last 3 weeks or so.   Not all of them, of course.   Some of my replies are snark, some are advice, some is deadly serious.   I leave it to the reader to figure out which is which.   Spelling and punctuation to the left of the : marks are from Ice-rock.   Errors to the right of the : are mine.

Leading off the pack, once you get past all the various versions of “[why] my life sucks”   is

1. Bristol Stool Charts:   Color me a surprised shade of brown.
2. lunesta drinkin:   Dude, just don’t.   It’s a waste of a drink.   You’ll get about half to 2/3 down and pass out.
3. cannot rotate dell displays d600:   Not with build in software.   However this will fix it.   Get it.
4. winterborn acoustic:   I’ve come to like that version better than the electric. Cool song Either way
5. what is shelf life of midrin:   Don’t know.   Mine are pushing 2 years old and still work.
6. lunesta redhead:   Odd mix.     Don’t think it works as a date rape drug, so that just makes it weird.
7. firefox 3.05 sucks: Some one else aiming for a ban I see.
8. why does my life suck and what can i do about i:   Find a medical professional that you know and trust.   Listen to what he or she says.   You are not alone, even when it feels like you are.
9. why is the phone taking over my life:   There is that “off” switch.   Even land lines have a switch to turn off the ringer.   Rember, the phone is for you, not the rest of the world.
10. rants about how life suck:   You may or may not have come to the right place.
11. “classic+traveller”:     Check out Mongoose’s version.   They have cleaned up some of the oddness of CT, but it feels like CT, not TW:2000 ins space.
12. my life sucks without him in it:   This is a bad sign.
13. How stool in there life pictures of them:   I am going to assume this was a Britol Stool Chart search.   Yes, they have pictures.   Not to gross, but enough to get the idea across.
14. why does tulsa suck:   Because it can.
15. Is there anyway i can make:   What?   Seem to be missing a final word or phrase there.
16. install gsl c++ express:   I know what the GSL is.   I know what c++ express is.   I don’t know what they have in common, unless GSL doesn’t expand to what I think it is, which means I couldn’t help any way.
17. Amidrine is it good:   If you freaking need it, yes, it’s God like.   If not, it will make you feel like crap.   It will make you feel like crap even if you need it, but it beat the hell out of the migraine.
18. leopard 10.5.5 vs 10.4.11: Dude, just don’t do it.   Not worth the pain for the pretty mirror effects.   And it’s 10.5.6 now any way.
19. g5 drivers sucks:   Pretty much.
20. dungeons and dragons fourth edition sucks and D&D sucks:   Two folks aiming for banning.
21. classic traveller vs mongoose:   Hard call. I’d go with Mongoose today.   Ask me tommorow I might have changed my minds.     Both are available if you know where to look (legal copies), but Mongoose is puttting out new stuff.   Just ignore the weapons in the last 10 pages or so of Mongoose Mercenary or your head will explode.
22. why life start at 40:   You might want to talk to a right to lifer about that.   Hell, even pro choice people assume that once your out of the host body, your alive.
23. tehran sucks   and khomeini sucks:   Why, yes, it does.   Course he’s dead, but he still sucks.
24. michael kors suck:   Must Not Post Gay Joke.   But he seems so nice on Project Runway.
25. upgrading from 10.4 server to 10.5 serve:   Unless you really like pain, don’t do it.
26. author of why my life sucks: J. Michael.   That’s about as much as I’m going to give out.   Real geeks could find out fast enough, but if you don’t know how, I’m not going to tell you.
27. nambla suck:   Must Not Post Gay Joke.   And, yeah, they do.   Not the good way either.
28. don’t know who to contact at ft bliss:   The offical page is here Of course you have to play silly games with getting their SSL cert approved by your browser. Why all the browser people suddenly started to not trust .mil SSL certs is a question I’d like an answer to. Starting to chap my buns.
29. 10.5.5 trying to login into 10.4 server:   Assuming you mean the remote server admin tool that used to be so cool?   They broke it.
30. lunesta and two beer: equals a long nap.
31. macports vs fink vs gentoo.   Em.   I haven’t play with Gentoo on a PPC, but I have spent way to much time with on x86/x86_64 boxes.   If you got a working Mac,   I’d go with 10.4.11 and fink.   It’s my standard for mac machines.
32. moving Mail 10.5.5 to 10.4:   Oh, dude, I feel you pain.   I think the tool you need is mailbfr
33. damn small linux sata_via sata_via sata_via:   Why the sata_via three times?   I think it works with it.

This is 2 weeks worth, BTW.

The number 1 search, after “why my life sucks is” {drum roll}
Bristol Stool chart with 10 hits. Add in 3 for “Stool chart”, 2 for ” medical poo chart ” and one for ” bristol stool ” what we have is that a lot of people looking to quantify their crap. Glad to be of help and may you always have a type 4.

Two hits on Kolpophobia. Just for what that’s worth, it means “Fear of genitals, particularly female” this might not be the right blog for that.

In the single hits we have ” dungeons and dargons linux “. ” linux Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 “. and ” linux d&d “. Please, keep your geeky in separate accounts. The OGL/SRD, never mind the GSL make licensed software a bitch to make. While there is DM support software,it’s mainly ports of old MS-DOS apps.

“ayatollah khomeini blue oyster cult” Not as random as it sound, as they did do a song about him. See it here. For the record, they are against him. I think they advocated blowing his ass up, but there might be other ways to send him to hell, which is what they said.

“veronica mars sucks ” I may have to ban some one.
“nissan sucks versa ” Another person shooting for a ban.

” why doesnt my wife like getting eaten? ” Did asking her, as apposed to the interwebs strike you?

“macports leopard 10.5.5 ” Broken, Use fink, and unless you have an Intel based Mac or an application the requires 10.5, reinstall 10.4

“why is life a test ” Ask the people of the “Church of Humanity Unchained

” Amphetamine blog joy ” Not this one.

” “upgrading from 10.4.11 to 10.5″ Just don’t do it.

“scary devil monastery” We still do not wave dead chickens here.

Also known as I don’t feel like being   funny on a day like today.

“does my life suck because of karma”   Don’t know.   But I do know that Spam Karma rocks.

“drinking sucks i feel like shit”   Then don’t drink, dur…

“i want to get high from lunesta”   Good luck with that.

“how to start my life at 26“,   “Why life sucks at 40?”   and   “i am 55 and life sucks”   You three should talk to each other.   Maybe form a support group or something.

“down rading from os 10.5 to 10.4”   Yes!   Do it!   I Know You Can!

“colonoscopy preparation + epidrin”   Hmmm.     Talk to your doctor?

I’m some what disappointed,   only 3 political searches, but am heartened by the andLinux searches.     No Islamic world searches for the Bristol Stool Chart either.

What is it about the Middle East, the Bristol Stool Chart, Google Images and my blog?   I just had ANOTHER hit, this time from Qatar

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OK, I went off and did a Google Image Search on “bristol stool chart” and I’m not in the first 5 pages.

Then I turned my filters to “moderate” i.e. Google’s default.   Number freaking 8.   Top of the first page.

I either need to start posting naked photos of people or something.   Either that or stop using the term “Bristol stool chart” in my blog.

But, it’s fun to say!

OK, I’m 12.   Or 4 twelve year olds and baby brother.

I use IceRocket to track visitors here.     I just got some one from the Islamic Republic of Iran.       He, or possibly she, got here via Google Images.       This is the page he ened up on.

Frankly, I’m not sure what to say about that.

Other odd search request that end up here:

“army mos, high paying” – Let me make that easy.   There aren’t any.

“darling i dont want to be professional for my wife” – Again, not sure what to say there.

“upgrading worth it 10.5.5 10.4″   – NO don’t do it!

“Nixon vs Mondale 1968″ – Ah, dude.   Read a history book.

“was jimmy carter in the army” – Rational question.   Nope, in the Navy.

“dungeons and dragons for linux” – That’s a bit geeky, but dumb.   If it the web based stuff it will run, otherwise, not really.   D&D is a table top game.

“1970 olympic flight seized by arabs” – Unless they mean an airline named Olympic, that’s a weird combo.

“drinking beer on lunesta”   – Good way to get a long nap.

“upgrading from 10.4.11 to 10.5.5″   – NO Don’t Do It.

“pictures of cats and bats”   – No bat pictures, but do have pictures of cats named after bats however, close enough?

“Rants of a lost life”   – Nice turn of phrase.   May steal that.

“I didn’t get into law school my life sucks” – my fair heart bleeds for you dude.

“can you get high off Amidrine”   – Not really.   Make you loopy and feel like shit however.     Better than the headache, I’ll give you that.

“10.5.5 main.cf group”   – Good luck.   You will need it.

“using diclofenac with midrin”   – Done it, but it’s not really a good idea unless you are getting regular blood test for liver and kidney failure.

“adderall ubuntu”   – Odd mix there.   Shoulnd’t need the adderal, Ubuntu installs fast enough that you should be able to finish.

“heather alexander alexander james adams wtf” – What?   He’s a transexual filk singer.   Can’t be the only one…

“fink vs macports” – Use Fink.   MacPorts has issues.   Not as many as 10.5.5, but fink still wins.

“24Q10″ – Nike Herc Rules!

“bristol stool chart type 4″ – That’s what you want, dude.

“working for michael kors sucks” – But he seems so fun on Project Runway.

“Apple postfix not working 10.5.5″   – I feel your pain.

‘”scary devil monastery” – We don’t talk about chickens here.

“is leopard 10.5.5 worth upgrading” – NO.

“OKLAHOMA ROADS SUCK” – Why, yes.   Yes they do.

“MY LIFE SUCKS BACKWA”   – Ah? what?

“why did jimmy carter suck” – Don’t know.   Let’s re-visit that question in a year.